31
January
2007

Dead of an idol…0

Sorry tt I really don know who de hell is she…. But i know she is a pop star in Taiwan. Car crashed, bad injured & bye~bye in young. 28 years old. Shit… jz a year, or maybe few months elder than me…. God damn.

Read today paper & get know tt a fan of her ex-boyfriend, attacked she in her blog… God damn, what’s de hell wrong???? Orang dah mati, pun kena TIAO lagi????

Rest in peace, pop star.

29
January
2007

What’s de hell wrong here??!!1

i cant tell abt ya destiny in 2007…. but i can see some fucking damn cases happened to some of my frends/coli.

Let’s talk abt my coli. Mr Maniam, an Indian guy. Jz lost his 2 front tires yesterday (29/1). It’s ain’t de 1st time happen this shit in my office parking area (We call it atas bukit, coz it is a bukit there… Puki…) Before this, they are break thru cases including my coli’s cars, and car stolen too.

Now, talk abt my frend. A good maintained 2 years Honda City, badly hitted by de mother fucker "city F1" driver. The fucking road-runner was chasing his "competitor" & lost control, then hit onto my frend, who driving 40 KMH, chatting with another frend of mine… Oh yes, it happened on 1st Jan 2007, 4:15p.m.

Okay, here another one. This is fucking cruel if it happen to me… A lady frend of mine in Ipoh, jz get married last Saturday (27/1). And She informed us abt it on 1st Jan 2007… Well, sure u know what’s happen… Yup, she get pregnancy & have to get married b4 de baby say "hi" to her.

We all met her husband for 1st time during de dinner (yup, 1st time. Not de same guy we met b4. De poor "boyfrend" still working like a cow in Australia.) Ok, it’s enough to talk this shit… But to all my brothers, pls do cover-up ya own "bro" when everytimes u fuck v some pussies. For ya own safety, or to respect de lady.

SAFE SEX IS GREAT SEX!!!!

24
January
2007

My Company’s curse…3

Well, it’s all abt my company, MACP Bhd.

1st, all de manager lever r ladies. Which is de most scary… And I wonder why… But no one can give a good answer.

2nd, most of my colleagues, managers, even my GM was divorced… no joke! In my floor, 1st floor (they are total 4th floors of it). My male colleague, Indian, 50++, divorced. My asst. manager, late of her 40s, also divorced. My Manager, 35++, she still single. Another 2 males colleagues, one same age v me,jz broke up a 7 years relationship v his gf who stay in SP. Another one whose 33, single. 2 of my female colleagues, still single.

2nd floor, a pretty single mother with 2 beautiful gals, who still enjoying their college life.

3rd floor, de account manager, still single. they r rumors tt she still virgin… Gosh! Oh ya, she is 50++ now, Fucking loaded. Another staff there, jz divorced last year.

Now to 4th floor, my lady GM, divorced; but still maintain a good figure… fucking amazing figure… And, another staff there also faced de same shit, but with bad figure.

Sound terrible? Well, this is our curse… But I’ll pray for myself every minutes… pray for me too if u worried abt me…. I appreciated. :)

21
January
2007

My ball….2

This morning, my lady boss told us that she got a God damn scary Sarawak trip last week. It was a working trip actually. Raiding a pub there.

This is de story… When MACP team & de Ministry team stepped in de pub. As usual, they will request to meet de person in charge for these pub.

Suddenly, they closed de pub & the gangsters appeared. No joke, is Gangster. Holding de snooker sticks & asked de ministry ppl who lodge the report. The fucking poor guy pointed to my lady boss. Gosh! My boss was fucking frightening coz all de gangster were surrounded she up (& she make joke tt she gonna gang-bang by the fellows)

De situation is damn dangerous, coz they wanna beat the team. Lucky that’s a manager of the pub open de door & asked my boss to leave immediately. But this haven end yet, the gang kept chasing them for a distance.

It’s like the Hong Kong gangster movie. Fucking nightmare to me if i was there. I bet I’ll type de resign letter & put it on my manager’s table de next day! ^~^

Damn, according to my boss… We’ll gonna have raiding every month in 2007 & she said she will request to de director board to top-up our staff’s insurance, especially those will join de raiding….

Now, all de MACP guys leave with 1 (one) ball. And all now live with nightmare. For God’s sake, I gotta prepare my letter b4 my another ball gone. My dad have only 1 son… that’s me.Mp40_11

19
January
2007

Boss, when u wanna let me know??1

Oh~ my dear boss… when u gonna let me know de actual date for my bonus? Chinese new year is jz ard de corner… but i aid’t no mood doing shopping nor try to get something new, unless my bonus is in my pocket.

It’s getting boring for de whole January since everyFuckingThing is not yet ready or get informed… We got no budget for sales, so we hanging ard & get our pays easily. It’s aidn’t good times since i felt lost & fucking bored. Back to same old topic, no bonus no life.

Bonus bonus bonus…. 5 months will be a good figure!

Balik kampung without bonus… fuck! what’s de hell wrong here!!!! ^_*"

17
January
2007

It’s “traffic jam”…1

Traffic jam… not on de road, but my right ear…. ^_^

It’s already 2 days I’m in suffering… Shit! Now, I cant hear u if u talk to me from my right. Serious… no joke.

Gosh… it’s not de 1st time I’m facing this kindda shit… Damn! I gotta make an appointment v my doc, b4 it’s become worst…

Oh~mama… >_<"

15
January
2007

Adoption1

My sis wanna adopt a kid thru UNICEF. And she asked my opinion. I’m felt happy tt she have a mind of this. I encourage her to take a step forward, and this is our Honor if we could make it.

I have de same thing in my mind, actually. Jz maybe waiting for a good timing. But seem it’s a bit long if compared to my sis. It’s already been 3 years "store" in my mind… hehehehe…

Since I’m not a "family man", I don believe in marriage; it’s jz a paper for me… And, I TAKUT kepada kanak-kanak *~* (This is de main fact, I reject to marriage) ;p

So it’s kidda good to adopt a kid who need our help. And, I looking forward to it. hopefully, I can make it true in this year. Shouldn’t let "my kid" wait too long. :)

Its kidda big happiness when u r able to give ya hand to other. I joint de MAKNA last year, and i hope I can put on another "tick" into my "life report" for this adoption.

God bless.

14
January
2007

It’s kidda strange…1

well… It’s flood again. even worst than de 1st hit. And i wondering when the "due date" for this earth, or may be the human.

Never heard b4 they r flood (till full report in paper) in Johore state. May be I kidda dumb fuck… but this is my 1st time heard abt it.

Previously, they r only happened in kelantan. But this time… I guess the God changed direction & decided to "pissed" @ johore.Hmm… What da fuck.

Yup, I guess the God is losing Its tempo to human, whose nonstop caused pollution, ignored the balance of the natural…bla bla bla…

Nowadays, they are disaster everywhere. Storm in the states, and Canada; Flood in South America (Argentina) & Germany (Berlin), Earthquake in Taiwan, Japan… Wow! sound terrible.

Back to Johore. The rescue team was repoted tt they r lack of copter for rescue works. And, I bet this is de funnies answer in the universal… They need de copter for sending de VIP here & there!!!!! Fuck! Real fuck!!!And what a good answer to shut those rescue fucker’s mouth off!!! Wow, Malaysia Boleh!

We are lucky, this is de visit Malaysia year. So we don’t need to put extra $$ for this flood hits. All our govt need to do is, jz channel de $$ to victims is fine. But gotta make sure it’s goes to de victim, not to Victor whose stay in Big house, driving big wheel, fucking ard everynite.

Let’s pray for our bro & sis in Johore, who are suffering under de rain, on de water….Ahamdulilah….

2
January
2007

Don’t be so quiet! Do whatever u want!!1

I copied this from "Foreign Babes in Beijing", by Rachel Dewoskin. A Book in my hand most of the times & make me laughed, recently.

…Louisa & Li JIanliang on their wedding nite, Louisa has jz taken off her jewelry & hair ornaments with long sticks & bobbing rocks sticking off them. She slinks into bed with her hair down, wearing an old lady’s padded silk nightgown, giggling & sighing. Tianliang tells her to be quiet.

"Be quiet? why?" She asks.

"We dont want my old folks to hear us."

"Don’t tell me your parents don’t have sex."

"In China, sex is private & secret."

"Tell them to plug their ears."

But she crawls discreetly across the bed, trying not to make a single squeak, until old man Li shouts in from the next room, "Don’t be so quiet! Do whatever you want!"

Even old man Li, the sternest representation of old China, can modernize when pressed by his beloved country’s modernization.

And here my question. What abt us?? & when? It’s aid’t abt sex. It’s abt our tot & self development.

Boleh! Boleh! What we really Boleh??!!

Welcome to 2007!!!! Visit Malaysia year!